Saturday, 5 January 2013

100 lengths to raise £100 for Alzheimer’s Society


Sticking to your New Year resolutions? I certainly am!


I have taken it upon myself to raise at least £100 for the Alzheimer’s Society by swimming 100 lengths, that’s the equivalent of 2.5 kilometres or nearly two miles, which will take me an hour to complete.

At 12 noon on March 2nd I will attempt to swim 100 lengths freestyle without a break at Wombourne Leisure Centre, Ounsdale Road.

It’s not going to be easy, at the moment I can only manage 10-15 lengths before I need a break. Plus after a festive season full of turkey, mince pies and the occasional pint I now have to stick to a strict diet and several hours training in the pool every week.
Four years ago my family and I were directly affected by Alzheimer’s when I lost my Nan to the disease. The Alzheimer’s Society helps the individual suffering with the disease and their family through what is a very difficult time.

So when you’re heading home after a tough day at the office to put your feet up, please spare a thought for me as I will be heading to the pool for yet another training session.

If you would like to support my efforts and help me reach my £100 target visit http://bit.ly/SuIi73  and pledge whatever you can. To keep up to date with my progress follow @sam_britto on Twitter.

Over 135,000 new cases of dementia occur in England and Wales alone every year, that’s one every 3.2 minutes.

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

London Midlands wonderful customer service (sarcasm intended)


This morning I was issued with an unjustified fine by London Midland staff. Attached is a letter of complaint I have sent to London Midland to appeal against their jobsworth mentality and absolute lack of any common sense at all.



To whom it may concern,

On the morning of Wednesday 22nd August 2012 I was issued with a fine of £20 for not being able to produce a ticket upon arrival when travelling from Dudley Port station to Birmingham New Street station.

I wish to appeal against this Penalty Fare Notice.

My name is Sam Britton; I live in Dudley and work in Birmingham City Centre so commute to and from New Street station every weekday.

I arrived at Dudley Port at 08:20 with plenty of time to spare for the 08:28 train. When I arrived the ticket booth was open, which if you’re not aware is a rarity. It is more often than not closed, the self service machine is also vandalised so usually I have to purchase my ticket at New Street station.

When I approached the ticket booth it was obvious there was some sort of argument going on between a passenger and the ticket attendant on duty. This had formed quite a large queue already which I joined the back of. I waited for several minutes and the queue did not move, so along with others waiting in the queue I headed to the platform as the train was due to arrive at any moment. I had the intention of buying a ticket on board the train or at the station like I usually have to as you don’t staff the Dudley Port ticket booth often.
Once on board the train, a ticket inspector was not available to purchase a ticket from at the back of the train where I usually sit, in case of these situations. I looked down the carriage to see if an inspector was on board, but given the time of day the train was heavily loaded and I couldn’t freely move along the carriage to see if an inspector was available.

When I arrived at New Street I went straight to the Victoria exit and sought to buy a ticket from the attendants there. When asked by a London Midland employee if the Dudley Port ticket office was open I was honest and explained why I was unable to purchase a ticket. The attendant then looked at me as if I was scum and asked for Liam (a manager I presume) to decide whether I was to be fined or not, to my utter surprise.

I explained the situation to Liam as I had to his colleague and he didn’t seem to care about my situation or the poor service I had received from London Midland and refused my payment for the £5.10 return ticket I purchase every weekday.

I asked Liam what my options were and he stated that I had to give him my details and if I refused he would pass me on to the police officer on duty. My average morning commute had ended up with a London Midland employee threatening me with my imminent arrest!

I feel that if I had lied and told the ticket attendant the ticket office at Dudley Port was closed none of this would have happened.

I am an honest individual who commutes to Birmingham five days a weeks for work. Now I feel as if I am being treated like some sort of criminal.

I asked both the ticket attendant and Liam what my other options would have been and they had no answer for me.

So I’ll ask you the same – what were my other options?

To wait for the next train that would have made me at least half an hour late for work at my new job – hardly the best impression in my first few weeks of working there.

Would you have explained to them why you as a company had made me late for work?

Would you as a company reimburse my employers for that lost half an hour?

I am appealing to your common sense and hope you will repeal the fine.

Yours Sincerely,



Sam Britton

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Political correctness gone mad

Now this one could be controversial . . .


Abu Qatada, supposedly Bin Laden's right hand man in Europe has been released on bail even though the judge claims he poses "a risk to national security".


Have I gone mad? Have we finally lost whatever little common sense we did have left? Are we going to let the European courts constantly interfere with our best interests?


This man is now using our weak Western criminal system against us. The same Western world he hates and plots against!






The courts won't allow him to be extradited to Jordan because he will face torture upon arrival. I'm sorry, a man who hates the West and poses a national security threat to us and we are worried about what happens to him? A man who may have been involved in terrorist attacks against the Western world in the past and may be in the future? What must our soldiers on the front line of Afghanistan think when they hear of stories like this? Why do we bothering probably.


And now this man who fights against western society is claiming U.K benefits for himself, his wife and his five kids. And while he is our guest the already overstretched and under paid police and security services are having to monitor him 24/7. 


I for one think our involvement in the Middle East is a mistake. We're fighting a loosing battle and many of the people there don't want our help or our culture. But when we have one of our most dangerous enemies in custody and not only do we choose not to send him back home the government also seems content to fund his stay with our taxes.


Beyond me.


Am I the only one who thinks stuff him?

Monday, 30 January 2012

Drive

Firstly I would like to thank Amazon for sending me my pre ordered copy of Drive two days before its official release date - not the first time they have done this.





Drive is my film of 2011 and quite possibly the coolest film I have ever seen. Its between this and Pulp Fiction for me in the cool stakes.

You know a film is going to be cool when the main character barely says a word and is nameless. Just think back to Clint Eastwood's turn as the unnamed cowboy in A Fistful of Dollars, For a few Dollars More and The Good the Bad and the Ugly.

Drive is the story of Ryan Gosling's character who is simply referred to as 'Driver' in the end credits. By day he is a mechanic and a stunt driver for Hollywood. By night he is a getaway driver for LA's criminal underworld. 

Drive opens with Gosling explaining the rules - 


"If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. I don't sit in while you're running it down; I don't carry a gun . . . I drive."

The next ten minutes are some of the most edge-of-your-seat, heart pounding moments that have ever been committed to film as Gosling out manoeuvres and out wits the LAPD.

Then the 80's electro style soundtrack kicks in alongside the electric pink titles. This doesn't sound particularly cool but trust me, it is.

The film then follows the story of Gosling's relationship with his neighbour (Carrie Mulligan) and her young son and Drivers' attempts to help her ex convict husband with a job that goes horribly wrong. 

When I first saw the film I was wondering why it had been rated an 18 certificate. However when Driver is double crossed and has to fight to save himself and Mulligan it soon became apparent. The short bursts of violence from Driver make the combined efforts of all the Saw films looks childish in comparison. 

Driver is a fantastic film. It is uber cool, uber violent and Gosling is brilliant in the lead. 

10/10


Check out the trailer here . . .



Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Benefits Cap

Yesterday the proposed £26,000 cap on benefits was rejected. 


This, one of the first policies the coalition has suggested that I can actually understand and get behind. I honestly believe the individuals that voted against the policy aren't even aware of the state of some parts of the U.K. Do they not realise that people on benefits can earn more than a newly qualified nurse? How has this become a reality?


Do they think these people are stupid? They know exactly what they are doing and how to do it. 


Frankly there are some parts of society now that will never work and why should they when the government is happy to house them, pay their living costs and then treat them for free in ill health when they haven't paid a penny into the tax system. And do these politicians think its going to end there? Of course not. They are going to raise their kids to do exactly the same and then their grand kids and so on.


In times of austerity why are we still funding the dregs of society? I watch the brilliantly depressing Channel 4 documentary 'Coppers' (Mondays, 9pm). In last nights episode following 'bobbies on the beat' they explained that the majority of their time was spent dealing with the same petty criminals which the police all knew by name. One such person was a 21 year old girl who was an alcoholic, regular cannabis and heroin user. She isn't in work obviously and is on benefits however she has a house that she doesn't pay for or take care of, it was vile. A drug den. 


I am now 22 and have always had a job from the age of 13 when I got my first paper round. Do I have a house? No. Do I pay tax? Yes. Why am I not rewarded yet she is for being a drain on society? The difference is I don't think the state owes me anything, she does. 


One police officer mentioned that when he was a child if you saw a person who was unemployed they were looked down upon. Now, when an employed person walks past the unemployed the employed person is considered a 'mug' by the unemployed.


The police in the programme know they are fighting a loosing battle and are begging for politicians to give them the okay for tougher policing to deal with this issue that is only going to get worse in the future.


I will graduate in May and I am currently looking for a grad job. They are few and far between at this time. I have only applied for three grad schemes so far and been rejected by all three with the usual "your not suitable at this time for this position. I'm sure you appreciate we are very busy at this time and cannot provide feedback" - cheers very much!


Am I a mug for wanting to get a good job and have to save tens of thousands of pounds before I'll have a sufficient deposit on a house that I'll then have to pay the remained of over the next 25 years? Maybe. Maybe I'll just develop a drinking habit and have it all paid for me.


I realise I am very privileged to have had the upbringing I've had, something many of these people weren't so lucky to get. But throwing money at them so they can survive is clearly not the answer and it clearly isn't working.


Final Thoughts


For a working person to take home £26,000.00 it would mean them having to earn £35,000.00 before taxation. 


The average wage in the U.K at this time is £24,000.00.

Friday, 20 January 2012

What I'm Watching

Homeland

I am a huge fan of HBO and American television series in general. My favourite show of all time is The Wire closely followed by 24. 

I hadn't even heard of Homeland until I saw the winners and losers from last Mondays Golden Globes. Homeland picked up Best Series and Claire Danes picked up the Best Actress award for a TV series. So I thought it would be worth a watch and it certainly didn't disappoint. 

I do enjoy it when British actors and actresses go over to Hollywood and steal every scene they're in and it takes an internet search to work out if they're actually British because their accent is so convincing. Such as Idris Elba as Russell 'Stringer' Bell and Dominic West as 'Jimmy' McNulty in the Wire, Hugh Laurie as House and so on. So when I took to Wikipedia to look up Homeland I was delighted to see one of our own was the star of the show - Damien Lewis. Lewis starred as Major Richard 'Dick' Winters in Steven Spielberg's critically acclaimed mini series Band of Brothers. Frankly from this point on I was sold, I loved Band of Brothers (I have yet to meet anyone else who didn't) and I thought Lewis was fantastic as Winters.





The series also stars Danes as a CIA officer who suspects Brody after receiving intelligence from one of her Iraqi sources.

Two episodes in and I'm hooked. Is Brody who he says he is or is Mathison right to suspect him? As the audience you are constantly questioning who to believe. You want Brody to be the hero everyone says he is but his actions are very suspect to say the least. Is Mathison just paranoid? She does have a mood disorder that calls her judgement into question.

Its production values are similar to that of a summer blockbuster as is its budget I imagine. The amount of money TV executives must throw at a single episode must be greater than what us Brits spend on an entire series.

Now The Wire, 24 and Bored to Death have all come to an end it seems Homeland will become my next obsession alongside the brilliant Walking Dead (which is on one of those stupid mid season breaks). 

I urge anyone and everyone to tune in.


This is TV at its best.

Homeland is coming to Channel 4 sometime this year. Series two has already been commissioned. 

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Britton's Britain - Post One

So, my first post on my brand new shiny blog - Britton's Britain. 

Britton's Britain sounds a bit like an on line meeting place for EDL members, I hasten to add its not. 

I was struggling to think of a name for my blog that included my name in some way. 'Play it again, Sam' was one suggestion from a friend that I liked. I went with Britton's Britain though as I can be quite opinionated and I have heard myself utter the phrase 'well in Britton's Britain that wouldn't be allowed' and so on from time to time. 

I thought this would be apt as I will be blogging about my thoughts on certain subjects and reviewing things that I watch/listen.


I also think that if I ever were to become a politician my surname would be an unmissable opportunity for a campaign slogan.


Vote for Britton's Britain! 


Alas, I could never be an MP because I would tell it as it is and would find it hard to 'tow the line' so I don't think I would get very far before a Malcolm Tucker-like figure would be drafting my resignation for me.